Sam Smith is your everyday working slob. Had an average childhood, went to an average school, made all the average choices. This everyman in a gray suit played it safe his whole average life, and caught nothing but grief from his higher ups for it. The best thing he ever hoped for was a chance to talk to the office cutie, Julie Wallace. This nice guy has never done a daring thing in his entire life...

But then again, his life was never quite like this! One dark night at his office, Sam finds some courage he never knew he had. But that moment of bravado has entangled Sam in a bizarre world of psychotic robots, ancient conspiracies, and mad science. Now this lowly office clerk fights for his life as the wild card in the biggest power play on Earth!